I finally caught an episode of Paris Hilton's new show The World According to Paris. It's no secret that I am a reality tv junkie but let me tell you, in the dozens upon dozens of episodes of reality tv that I've logged onto my DVR, I have never watched a crock of shit like this.Is anyone buying this show? Yeah, like I totally believe that those are Paris' friends. Brooke Mueller? Please. If she were an actual friend for "years", they would have been photographed together before they ever started filming the show. Especially considering what a hot mess Brooke is and her involvement with Charlie Sheen.
Every single scene is so set up and contrived it is a joke. The puppy making a mess? Cute but fake. Her boyfriend Cy, taking on a stalker? He looks like a pervy stalker himself. Her personal assistant being a porn writer? As if anyone would be hired to be an assistant without a full background check. The best part is Paris being offended about it. The sex tape is the ONLY reason Paris was ever relevant in the first place.
I do believe I'll put my DVR on snooze and skip any more of this nonsense.
