Jessica Alba should take every photo exactly like this. Not only does she not look pregnant she actually has cleavage. Bonus, she's not scowling at the camera but that's only 'cause she hasn't noticed the paparazzi in the bushes yet.
On second thought, maybe Jessica wasn't posing and she just has to make a wee really bad. You know how it is when the fetus is bouncing on your bladder.
