Oh, gawd... this is so not right.
Stephanie Seymour has been photographed in the past at the beach frolicking topless with her son. She said it was okay because, hey, he's gay. Alright, I guess, but here she is adjusting his swim trunks and if that ain't a boner in those trunks, then I'm not a sarcastic bitch. I suppose that's why she named him Peter.