

"I'm standing here with wax figures, some of whom are dead now." (Madam Tussad's Wax Museum in Vegas)
"I'm gonna set it right here in between my legs because that's where I hear the incubus likes it best." (Rams Inn, England)
FYI, an incubus is a male ghost looking for sex.
"If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of the ground and get us?" (Bobby Mackeys)