This is brilliant on Hugh Hefner's part. He is placing a "Runaway Bride" sticker over Crystal Harris' crotch. He also Tweeted that he will be showing the flick by the same name for the Mansion's movie night. I really do like Hugh, I think he is a genuinely good guy. Whatever possessed him to purpose and actually schedule a wedding to this girl is beyond me.Crystal says she isn't down with the "lifestyle" at the Mansion. Hello? I read Kendra Wilkinson's book, Sliding Into Home. The goings on at the Mansion are always the same. Can't imagine that it suddenly dawned on Crystal that "Oh, hey... there are a lot of other women around, vying for Hugh's attention and oh look, one of them just jumped on Hugh's viagra-ized dick. I'm outta here!"
Please. We all know Crystal's itune craptastic song came out the same day she left. And we all know where this is heading. 3 years from now Crystal will be sitting in a trailer park with her dog eared copy of Playboy, drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon and waiting on her meth dealer.
I wish her the best of luck.
