“Kat what in the world are you thinking? I was with Jesse during his marriage — the guy’s not faithful, he doesn’t have a faithful bone in his body!”
She added:
“If he did it to me, if he did it to Sandra, he’s gonna do it to you, too — once a cheater always a cheater. He cheated on his wife, numerous times.”
Michelle sounded a little bitter when she said:
“I guess he went to sex rehab, maybe he’s reformed, he’s all better. From my experiences, he’s a pig.”
She even offered to throw the newly engaged couple parties:
“Jesse and Kat, I want to say I’m going to be throwing your bachelor and bachelorette parties — if you ever make it to the altar — as well as your divorce party.”
How does someone who is screwing someone else's husband get cheated on? I think Kat and Jesse are an excellent match. I know the perfect wedding gift to send them: a box of ink erasers (maybe if they rub them on their selves they'd both just disappear) and a lifetime supply of condoms. Not only would that stop any reproduction, we could cut the worlds STD epidemic in half.