Jumat, 29 Oktober 2010 | 11.41 | 0 Comments
Kat Von D is Halloween ready....
Kat Von D finally ditched that horrid red wig and has a new look. I say she will make a great witch, personality included.
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Neve Campbell got fat...
Everyone is saying Neve Campbell got fat. Really... she has a little tummy. The majority of woman wish they could look at least that good in a bikini. Yeah, she's bigger than what she used to be but who isn't?
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John Lennon had a bad day...
And not just that one at the end. It seems the peace loving Beatle John Lennon had a pet peeve. No yellow shirts. Oh yeah, Orientals don't sweat, remember that.
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Taylor Momsen and her see thru dress...
Taylor Momsen is trying really, really hard to be taken seriously as a musician. That must be why she is flashing her tits and ass on a daily basis. This is what people with no talent do. You know like, Paris Hilton.
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Kamis, 28 Oktober 2010 | 04.08 | 0 Comments
Wow. This is Audrina Patridge's mom and is she ever drunk. Embarrassingly so. And she knows she's crocked but she just cannot stop herself. Most people who get a bit tipsy might rattle off a comment or two and then catch themselves, but Audrina's mom is on a roll and she will not be stopped even when a friend tries to drag her away. If I were Audrina I'd be pissed off. But then again Audrina is about to start filming a reality show about her and her family so, she knows her momma gets like this, because you can tell this is not a one time thing for this lady. If this is any indication of how the family is, I am going to list another reality show on my DVR. I love a good train wreck.
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Audrina Patridge's Mother Totally Wasted!
Wow. This is Audrina Patridge's mom and is she ever drunk. Embarrassingly so. And she knows she's crocked but she just cannot stop herself. Most people who get a bit tipsy might rattle off a comment or two and then catch themselves, but Audrina's mom is on a roll and she will not be stopped even when a friend tries to drag her away. If I were Audrina I'd be pissed off. But then again Audrina is about to start filming a reality show about her and her family so, she knows her momma gets like this, because you can tell this is not a one time thing for this lady. If this is any indication of how the family is, I am going to list another reality show on my DVR. I love a good train wreck.
Rabu, 27 Oktober 2010 | 03.50 | 0 Comments
Jessica Simpson is talking again...
Jessica Simpson is talking about her current boyfriend Eric Johnson. Again. Has she not learned her lesson? Every time Jess "tells all" in interviews about her latest guy the relationship crashes and burns. Remember John Mayer, Tona Roma? She needs to take a Beyonce and Jay Z clue. I don't think they have even announced they are married yet. Not that their relationship will last any longer for that matter and Jessica is certainly no Beyonce, she could at least try to keep a shred of privacy intact, but then again not talking about her boyfriend would render Jess pretty much irrelevant.
Here's what she had to say...
Jessica Simpson joined Maria Shriver onstage at the Women’s Conference in Long Beach, CA on Tuesday and she dished on her relationship with Eric Johnson.
‘He definitely makes me very happy,’ she said.
‘He brings out a lot of light in me and makes me very comfortable being who I am. It’s nice to be with somebody who praises you for the right reasons.’
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Here's what she had to say...
Jessica Simpson joined Maria Shriver onstage at the Women’s Conference in Long Beach, CA on Tuesday and she dished on her relationship with Eric Johnson.
‘He definitely makes me very happy,’ she said.
‘He brings out a lot of light in me and makes me very comfortable being who I am. It’s nice to be with somebody who praises you for the right reasons.’
Senin, 25 Oktober 2010 | 03.54 | 0 Comments
Suri Cruise has a boo boo...
Suri Cruise is really just adorable. Here she is sporting a bandaid on her knee and some really long hair. I am glad they let her hair grow out. Little girls should have long hair!
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Liv Tyler and her nipples...
Liv Tyler and her nipples have come out of hiding to say hello. Wonder if she'll be front row and center (dressed more appropriately) to support her dad Steven Tyler on American Idol this season?
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Dog he Bounty Hunter is colored...
In no way shape or form should Dog The Bounty Hunter be considered a racist. In fact, he is a man of color himself, burnt sienna... the new black.
Jumat, 22 Oktober 2010 | 17.48 | 0 Comments
Lindsay Lohan Miley Cyrus Face Off
It's only a matter of time before Miley Cyrus replaces that ice cream with another type of "ice" you know... all Lindsay Lohan style.
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Denise Richards is a brunette...
Denise Richards is a beautiful girl. I actually like her... she can call someone a cunt and still look pretty, that is not an easy task. Takes years of practice. However, I am not feeling the brown hair. Denise needs to be blonde and naked. And that's about it.
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Kayne West spits rymes and rocks...
Kayne West has taken his extreme wealth to a new level. So, what do people who have more money than God do to blow a few bucks? Rip out their bottom teeth and replace them with diamonds. What ever happened to just buying a fleet of Bentleys?
Christina Aguilera Domestic Abuse?
Rumors are out there that Christina Aguliera was a victim of domestic violence all because she had a busted lip, then suddenly split from her husband. A busted face can come from a variety of things. For example, one night I got way too loaded, tried to out shimmy of my skinny jeans and fell face first into the wall. Split my lip wide open. The only thing that hit me that night was a bottle of peppermint snapps. So, maybe Xtina just parties too much or maybe her husband got fed up with her lesbian encounters that didn't include him.
In any event, here's what Radar Online had to say, (if you believe everything you read):
“Christina was bleeding from her mouth and had a busted lip,” a source who saw the couple at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center said. “Jordan told the nurses she had fallen down.”
According to the witness, Aguilera was [also] sporting “bumps and red bruises” along with her bloodied lip.
Adding to the mystery of why the singer needed treatment, on October 12, she was photographed wearing a hat pulled down over her face with what appears to be a small cut below her lower lip.
That is the same day that she and Bratman announced the end of their five-year marriage, citing “irreconcilable differences".
“Christina was bleeding from her mouth and had a busted lip,” a source who saw the couple at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center said. “Jordan told the nurses she had fallen down.”
According to the witness, Aguilera was [also] sporting “bumps and red bruises” along with her bloodied lip.
Adding to the mystery of why the singer needed treatment, on October 12, she was photographed wearing a hat pulled down over her face with what appears to be a small cut below her lower lip.
That is the same day that she and Bratman announced the end of their five-year marriage, citing “irreconcilable differences".
Rabu, 20 Oktober 2010 | 06.43 | 0 Comments
Christina Aguilera & Nicole Ritchie BFF
So, when did these two hook up? Christina Aguilera and Nicole Ritchie? Maybe they met up at Mr. Bones pumpkin patch, the celebrity hangout for October. I heard Christina isn't into bones these days she's more focused on flesh and blood. You know, Xtina will eat you alive.
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Kelly Osourne is fierce!
Kelly Osbourne looks simply ravishing and it's not just the weight loss. Kelly has totally overhauled her looks, hair and makeup all for the better. Maybe Kelly has outgrown that awkward phase and is on her way to really becoming someone. I can see a bright future for Kelly.
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Rachel Zoe is pregnant?
So, Rachel Zoe is supposedly pregnant. She waited until the last possible moment to reproduce. I just cannot see her with a big baby bump. She is notorious for living on coffee, cigarettes and grapefruit. Hopefully that poor little fetus can order take out.
Eva Sambora is a Heather Locklear duplicate...
Eva Sambora is growing up fast and modeling these days. She looks exactly like her mom, actress Heather Locklear. So, with her daddy being Ritchie Sambora from Bon Jovi you have to wonder.... will little Eva turn out to be a pop star or a actress? Or will she be just another spoiled, entitled celebrity kid that flashes her nips and lips?
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Christina Aguilera drag queen impersonator...
Check out this incredible Christina Aguilera drag queen look-alike. Pretty amazing huh? Actually that is the real XTina in a very unfortunate photgraphic moment. Maybe Christina should tone it down just a tad...
Shannon Doherty has a point...
“I never did a sex tape. I never didn’t wear panties and flash a camera … When I made a mistake, I would admit to it. These girls don’t seem to see their own mistakes, much less learn from them.”
~Shannen Doherty
It's true! Other than being an uber bitch Shannon has kept her act pretty clean. Could it be that Shannon is a class act? Nah...
Sabtu, 16 Oktober 2010 | 06.57 | 0 Comments
Selena Gomez is braless...
Selena Gomez gave an interview totally braless. Taking her cue from Miley Cyrus these days. She's young they should be sitting higher... She better reel those puppies in or they'll be down to her knees by the time she's 20.
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Kourtney Kardasian is half way there...
Kourtney Kardashian and both her boobs need to get on the same page. How does just one nipple get hard? Kourt must have an amazing sense of control.
The Situation has balls...
Mike The Situation Sorrentino has a rather urgent situation going on in his tights. Rumors are rampant that Mike is not exactly well endowed so maybe he enhanced his package a bit. Either that or he has a huge set of nuts which are always attractive when sitting beneath a tiny penis.
Katy Perry is lace not leather...
Katy Perry is usually pretty funky and this shot of her nails is kind of cool. Good thing she's hella rich and doesn't have to wash the dishes, that mani would last 2 seconds in a sink of hot soapy water.
Avril Lavigne lost an arm...
I'll bet Avril Lavigne would give her right arm to score the cover of Maxim and that's exactly what she did.
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Elisabetta Canalis show us her nipple...
Elisabetta Canalis let us have a peek at what George Clooney gets to see every night. Hopefully those nipples perk up a bit when they see George. I know mine would.
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Amy Winehouse has new tattoos?
Amy Winehouse is looking cleaner, for the most part. It looks like she got some new ink to go along with her new boobs and lips. At least I've never noticed all that stuff inked onto her right arm. I could have missed it though as she is usually covered in blood and stuff.
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Kamis, 14 Oktober 2010 | 04.34 | 0 Comments
Gavin Rossdale used to be gay... sort of.
Gavin Rossdale has finally come clean about his sexy times with Marilyn. Apparently he calls it an experiment. I think a five year relationship is way more than an experiment. If you need to find out what sex is like with a same sex partner, you try it out once or twice. I'll bet he's had more dudes than Gwen Stefani. Maybe not now, but back in the day. He sure as hell looks gay in this photo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
GR: "I think at the outset there was a sort of fear--that was right at the beginning of Bush, and I didn't want it to be part of it. It felt like a cheap shot, so I was like, 'I'm not getting involved.' I've never wanted to appear closed about it. It's not something I've talked about really because it's always been in the glare of a tabloid world. It's just one of those things: Move on. When you're 17, Jesus Christ. I don't think there's anything strange about any form of--you're learning about life. It's a part of growing up. That's it. No more, no less."
Details: So it was just a one-time experimentation?
GR: "Yeah. That was it. You have to know what you like, and I know what I like."
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GR: "I think at the outset there was a sort of fear--that was right at the beginning of Bush, and I didn't want it to be part of it. It felt like a cheap shot, so I was like, 'I'm not getting involved.' I've never wanted to appear closed about it. It's not something I've talked about really because it's always been in the glare of a tabloid world. It's just one of those things: Move on. When you're 17, Jesus Christ. I don't think there's anything strange about any form of--you're learning about life. It's a part of growing up. That's it. No more, no less."
Details: So it was just a one-time experimentation?
GR: "Yeah. That was it. You have to know what you like, and I know what I like."
Rabu, 13 Oktober 2010 | 08.00 | 0 Comments
Ashlee Simpson has short blonde hair...
It looks like Ashlee Simpson has cut off all her hair. Bet it was her husband Pete Wentz idea. This just has to feel more natural for him... you know, a boyish girl. Or a girly boy. Pete ain't too choosy.
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Violet Affleck and those ears...
Violet Affleck is adorable... that said, she has some huge dumbo ears. Those are hereditary, you know. So, who had their ears fixed Jen or Ben? My guess is Jennifer Garner. So, now we know what Violet is getting for her 16th birthday... plastic surgery!
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Paris Hilton is naked again...
Paris Hilton is famous why? For a sex tape, drug and alcohol abuse, getting arrested? Nah, when the going gets tough for Paris she just gets naked.
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Kim Kardashian Silver and Nude Photo
Kim Kardashian got naked and painted silver for W magazine. This hot on the heels of her big protest to the leaked photos from Playboy. Kim needs to shit or get off the pot. And they should have painted her face silver too.
Sarah Jessica Parker eating disorder?
Is there any doubt that Sarah Jessica Parker is simply starving to death? Being this guant is not natural considering she was a normal size way back when. Not an attractive woman by any means, her looks would improve quite a lot if she'd gain about 30 pounds.
Paris Hilton's nipple in case you live under a rock...
Who do you think is smarter, Paris Hilton or this dumb ass Pomeranian? I'm going to go with Paris. The dog is stupid for not running away and Paris is smart enough to show some well defined nipple. Works every time.
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Noah Cyrus needs a bra?
Noah, Miley and Mommy Cyrus want us to note their boob situation. Something is a little mixed up here. It appears that 10 year old Noah is wearing a padded bra and Miley is wearing no bra. Such a classy family. Both girls make sure everyone is aware of their underwear status. You can obviously see that Miley is braless and Noah has her tiny bra on display.
Not gonna mention the Mom's big honkin' implants... Although there is something for everyone here in this one photo.
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Not gonna mention the Mom's big honkin' implants... Although there is something for everyone here in this one photo.
Dave Grohl & daughter Harper Willow
Here is someone you don't see very often unless he is jamming with the Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl was out with daughter Harper Willow hunting down pumpkins for Halloween.
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Senin, 11 Oktober 2010 | 08.41 | 0 Comments
Laura Dern is clueless...
So, Laura Dern's husband Ben Harper hit her with divorce papers and she had no clue. Really? Kind of like when her boyfriend Billy Bob Thornton went off and married Angelina Jolie. Laura Dern needs to get with the program how can you be in two different relationships that silently implode and be caught totally off guard? Dern is obviously not paying attention.
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Sabtu, 09 Oktober 2010 | 06.04 | 0 Comments
Lisa Rinna has downsized...
So, Lisa Rinna has finally deflated those inner tube lips. I am sort of bummed out. It was a source of fascination for me. I could not look away from those lips and now if I happen to catch her on TV I might have to actually listen to what she is saying. Of course I can always change the channel.
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Bret Michaels is really ripped?
So... after these photos hit the web we all doubted Bret Michaels had such a hawt body. Despite some airbrush and tinted contouring, Brett does actually have a rather nice build. Unless we are being sucked into a double photoshop scheme. I'm just going to go with it.
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Helen Mirren Boob photo...
Helen Mirren appeared in a topless love scene and I have to tell you, her tits are still bangin'. Not bad grandma.
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Kamis, 07 Oktober 2010 | 04.31 | 0 Comments
Shannon Twin Upskirt Photo...
This is a upskirt photo of one of the Shannon twins and no I don't know which one. Whenever I see a photo of the two they are usually sucking on each others face like two unfortunate co-joined twins. Their crotches are identical so who cares.
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